Ryan has been occupying a lot of mind lately so I thought I would do a post dedicated just to the dude.
"OK! I brushed my teeth! Only, well, I couldn't find my toothbrush so I used my finger. But that's OK to do."
Ask Ryan a question from his homework
"I think I want to phone a friend."
"I want someone else to answer cause I got no idea."
"Dude, this is homework, one does not phone a friend for homework."
"One does not say crap in this house either."
*grumbles and whispers* "crap..."
"Wait. Mom, did you hear that?"
"That hiss and slither. It's a snake."
"There is not a snake in the living room."
"Yes. Yes, I'm sure. It's a snake."
"No, I promise, it's not."
"There is a snake in here and it is hungry and it is going to eat us all."
"No. No snakes, hungry or otherwise, are going to eat us all."
"There is. We're going to die."
"No. There isn't and we aren't."
"Well, when we all die, just remember, I tried to warn you."